Here comes my man

Frank Black
This has been a whiplash month for Pixies fans. This week we heard from NME that in January the Pixies will be going into a studio to work on a new album. Frank Black said so.

“We’re rehearsing in January, if we can persuade Kim (Deal, bassist) to come out of her house,” he told NME.COM. “We offered to go to her but we figured if we book the rehearsals she’ll show up.

“Since we got back together we’ve played almost everywhere we can. I know we like playing and everyone likes touring together, so to keep doing that and not record anything is kind of like being a county fair band. We don’t want to do that, so the only thing we can do is become a vital band again. So it’s just a matter of doing it, I guess.”

But last week’s Onion AV Club featured an interview with Black in which he makes it clear he’s tired of being asked when the Pixies will make a new album — so much so that now he’s just messing with us.

AVC: Are there any specific plans for future work with the Pixies?

FB: Not that specific, no. When we’ve got something to say to the world, we will. I’m really happy that people are interested. “So, what’s up with the Pixies record? So, what’s up with the Pixies record?” One guy just kept asking me and asking me in an interview, and I kept saying, “I just got done telling you no, there’s nothing to report.” Finally, he brought it up in some other way, and I was like, “Yeah, actually, June 15 of next year, it’s coming out.” So sure enough, I started seeing publications: “June 15, the new Pixies record’s coming out!” I told him 10 times, “We’ve got nothing on the books, and I’ve got nothing to say,” and I finally just was being obviously flippant with him. I’m not complaining, that’s just the way it is.

(NME link via WYEP’s Music Blog.)

Frank Black is touring now to support “Fast Man Raider Man.” They’ll be at Mr. Small’s in Pittsburgh this Friday.

Pat Patterson at the Carnegie Museum

Patricia L. Patterson, Butler artist, was named the Floyd F. Chaney Award designee in the upcoming 2006 Associated Artists of Pittsburgh Annual Exhibit to be held at the Carnegie Museum in Pittsburgh from October 27, 2006 to January 14, 2007.

Patterson, whose primary medium is oil paint, studied visual arts at Chatham College and recently received her Master of Fine Arts degree at the Art Institute of Boston through Lesley University in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Her works include portraiture resulting from an ongoing exploration of appropriated identity and the cultural assignment of gender-specific characteristics.

The Carnegie Museum is open Tuesday through Sunday and Patterson will be present at an opening reception, to which the public is invited, on Thursday, November 26, 2006 at 6:30 PM and will also be at the Museum to speak about her work on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 1:00.

Patterson is currently represented by LaFond Gallery, 1711 E. Carson Street in Pittsburgh.

Suggestions for enjoying “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip”

Quit trying to bring back MoonlightingLet’s be clear: There’s a lot to scoff at in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

Here are my two biggest problems with the show:

First, it takes itself way too seriously. I could make a list of the ways it takes itself seriously and the ways that seriousness is a problem, but Heather Havrilesky of Salon has already written a thorough and delightfully snarky analysis.

Second, and more significantly, Harriet, “the most gifted member of the cast of the ‘show-within-a-show’ and an ex-girlfriend of the program

Another year, another novel

Today I discovered a recently deceased mole in my dining room.

I don’t know which of my two cats dispatched the little guy and brought him inside. The mole is actually fairly big for a mole, being about three inches long and medium plump. This was not as gruesome a sight as you might think. There was no blood or sign of trauma, and the body was still warm. I might have thought he was just sleeping, but he was well and truly dead.

I was very pleased to discover the dead mole. Oh sure, a little of my happiness was pride toward my intrepid feline hunters, protecting my yard from underground diggers and practicing their hunting skills. But mostly, I was excited to already have an unusual plot point to include in the novel I will be writing next month.

Once again this year I’m participating in National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo to those in the know. Starting November 1, I and thousands of other writers worldwide will commence to writing novels of at least 50,000 words each.

Will they be good novels? It depends what you mean by “good.” Here’s how the NaNoWriMo site explains it:

Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It’s all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly.

Make no mistake: You will be writing a lot of crap. And that’s a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. To build without tearing down.

Last year I wrote most of my novel in the final two weeks of November. The extra compressed schedule forced me to drop all inhibitions and write anything, no matter how awful. And make no mistake: I wrote real crap. But it was interesting crap, stuff I’ve never written before. On the final day in particular, in the course of trying not only to reach 50,000 words but also to wrap up the key plot lines in the book and truly conclude the story, I created a new and interesting character and discovered a unique situation for the heroine — stuff that I could create only when I lowered my expectations and took a chance, as my desperation forced me to do.

This year I aim to acheive that rare open kind of writing earlier in the process — maybe even on the first day.

I’ll be posting about the novel-writing process throughout the month. If you’re up for the NaNoWriMo experience too, visit the official website and sign up. Let me know you’re participating, and we’ll egg each other on.

In the meantime, here’s to unexpected discoveries in my dining room, and everywhere.

A symphony is no joke

When you think "symphony," what do you think of?

Speaking for myself: I think "Leopold!"

By which I mean this:

Like anyone who was a child in the 70s, I learned
about much of life — including the
practice habits of professional musicians, the existence of
the Hollywood Bowl, and much more about classical music
– by watching Looney Tunes on Saturday mornings.

This knowledge has stood me in good stead over the years, but it turns out
that it was incomplete. For example,
just today I found out that the Leopold parodied in the cartoon was Leopold
Stokowski
, the child of a Polish father and Irish mother. (Polish/Irish:
my kind of people!) Mr. Stokowski spoke with a vague Eastern European accent
even though he was born and raised in London. (Strange affectations to create an air of mystery and intrigue: my kind of people!) He was a grand showman, and was key in creating the "pops" style of symphony concert.

Even though I didn’t know much about Stokowski before today, I could easily have guessed
what he looked like:

Leopold! For real this time.

He also, famously, conducted without a baton. But of course, you may already have guessed that.

I bring this up because on Sunday I attended a performance of the Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra, along
with several other culturally-inclined local bloggers,
at the generous invitation of the Symphony, via their charming Artistic Planner Jonathan Mayes.
The concert was of works by Dmitri
Shostakovich
, and featured the engaging and talented Vassily
Sinaisky
as conductor, Vladimir Feltsman performing a heart-stopping,
nearly show-stopping piano solo, Charles Lirette delightful
in the unusual trumpet solo, and the orchestra in its best form.

While all of it was marvelous,
I most enjoyed the Suite from The Bolt. This suite features
revised movements from what must have been a bizarre ballet. From the program
notes:

The main problem with [Shostakovich's] second ballet, The Bolt, was
its hopelessly bad scenario. Shostakovich described it to a friend: "The
content is very topical. There’s a machine. Then it breaks down (a problem
of wear and tear on the equipment). Then they fix it (a problem of amortization),
and at the same time they buy a new one. Then everyone dances around the
new machine. Apotheosis. All this takes three acts."

The stage production of The Bolt closed after just one performance.

As horrific a ballet as it sounds, the music from it is amazing. Shostakovich
pulled musical phrases and elements from all over — folk tunes, tango, polka
that never quite gets going, frenetic machine-sounding bits, marching bands,
whatever — and integrated it into a fluid whole. (Of course,
as the production notes suggest, "One really must forget that the drama
involves a broken machine if one is to keep a straight face.") It’s fantastic,
frightening, melancholy and happy, melodic and atonal, big and small, each
in quick succession and sometimes all at once. It made me wonder why I listen
to so little classical music.

It reminded me, actually, of the music of Raymond
Scott
, an American 20th
century composer and eccentric band leader. Even if you think you don’t know
Raymond Scott, you would probably recognize at least sections of "Powerhouse," which
many people — Soul Coughing, They Might Be Giants, Rush, others — have
sampled. Check out
this excerpt of
the fast bit from "Powerhouse
."

"Powerhouse" is what popped in my head just after The Bolt concluded. It was written in 1936. Shostakovich’s The
Bolt
was performed (once) in 1930 and the revised Suite was
published in 1934. Interesting, no?

And more
music history
: "[I]n 1943, Scott sold the rights to his music to
Warner Brothers, where music director Carl Stalling was a Scott fan. Warner
Brothers purchase of Scott’s music publishing rights allowed Stalling to quote
the music extensively in his cartoon scores." Including — you guessed it –
Looney Tunes.

So maybe my cartoon-based music foundation wasn’t too bad after all.

Incidentally, if you’d like to read more about Sunday’s concert and reactions
from other bloggers — many of them blissfully free of my little Chuck Klosterman-style
pop culture references — check out the
Symphony’s nicely-done blog page
.

Bonne anniversaire

As of today, I have been around the sun 40 times.

Certain circuits have been more enjoyable than others. This new trip bodes to be great fun.

Plus, as of right now the Steelers seem to be preparing to give me a win for my birthday. Which is a lovely and thoughtful gift.

UPDATE: Despite that this post could be construed as having jinxed the team, I do not believe that I had any hand in the Steelers loss this week. I prefer to believe that the team is somehow thinking that an eventual second-in-a-row Super Bowl win after a season of turmoil will be a more dramatic, thrilling birthday gift for me, several months delayed though it would be. I wish to inform them that a solid, winning season, followed by a Super Bowl win, would be better for my heart and mood. Let’s just get back on track, boys, shall we?

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Whenever you’re near me I hear a symphony

What: Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra “Blogfest Bonus” Concert — Shostakovich’s Centennial (“heroic, patriotic and blazing”)
Where: Heinz Hall, 600 Penn Ave.
When: October 8 — THIS SUNDAY — at 2:30 PM
How Much: FREE for up to 30 Pittsburgh Bloggers!!

The catch: Only bloggers listed with Pittsburgh Bloggers are eligible for complimentary tickets. Additional tickets are $19 per person and up.

To get your tickets, e-mail blogmanagers (AT) pittsburghsymphony [dot] org and insert the word BlogFest in the subject. Please provide your name, zipcode, and blog name as listed on PghBloggers.org.

In addition to the FREE entry, blogger delights include a pre-concert hosted by music writer and former Wall Street journalist Greg Sandow, a backstage tour before the concert, and a post concert blogging party, making the most of the available WiFi access and enjoying the company of the Symphony bloggers and other fine fellows.

There’s a limit of 30 tickets to be given out. Tickets are first come, first serve. The deadline for registering is Friday (TODAY!!) at 2 P.M.

Special thanks to Jonathan Mayes and the Pittsburgh Symphony for hosting this event.

Official details on the concert are available at the Pittsburgh Symphony website. Enjoy this article in the Post-Gazette previewing the concert.