Month Impossible: Day Twenty-eight, Strip malls and worldwide connectedness

by Cynthia Closkey on November 28, 2007 · 6 comments

Outside a Starbucks on a weeknight

It is a quarter to midnight on a Wednesday night at the end of November. I’m sitting in my car, parked outside a strip mall on McKnight Road, a shopping district in the suburbs north of Pittsburgh.

I’m parked here because there’s a Starbucks here. The Starbucks is closed, but that’s fine with me because their wi-fi connection is still on, and I can get a signal even outside.

There’s also a Bruegger’s Bagels. They have free wi-fi, but I didn’t notice they were here until after I parked. They should make their signs brighter — more noticeable.

I had a night meeting in Oakland, and I’d forgotten to write my daily post beforehand. When I realized that I was going to miss my daily blogging, I tried to think of ways to get online:

  • Go back in my friends’ house and ask if they could stay awake just a little longer, so I could write a blog post!
  • Drive downtown and struggle with the free Pittsburgh wi-fi, and hope I figured it out before midnight!
  • Call one of my stalwarts who live in the North Hills, wake them, and ask if they’d mind if I dropped by for just a few minutes to get online!

Naturally none of those would do.

Then I realized I could find a strip mall, find a Panera or a Starbucks/T-Mobile or some such, and be on the internet in moments. Pretty much any McDonald’s would help me out even. And I could continue to listen to my iPod over the car stereo while i wrote.

So here I sit, bathed in the glow of my laptop screen, scrunched behind the steering wheel of my rapidly chilling car outside an international mega-chain, typing away, connected to the world.

We live in amazing times.

Ooh, security guard coming. Gotta go!

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Uncle Crappy November 29, 2007 at 12:16 am

Funny, because I can relate — Panera’s wi-fi has saved my butt more than once.

2 Miko November 29, 2007 at 12:32 am

woo hoo, Cindy! So resourceful! In case you were wondering, treadmill kilt man was in full force today. His kilt is semi-pleated and it looks like a wool blend. Chafing may be an issue, so if he’s going to bring the man running kilt to cutting edge, he’s going to need to reengineer a bit. Also, needs to get actual running shoes b/c I noticed he was wearing Borns (you know, with the null set O)…not exactly with aerodynamics in mind…happy writing!

3 Cynthia Closkey November 29, 2007 at 1:10 am

Uncle Crappy: I’m glad I’m not alone. I panicked a little every time headlights swept across my car — and as I was on a major road, that happened a lot. But perhaps there’s someone using the wi-fi outside global coffee chains every night, all over the country.

Miko: I wrote Kilt Man into the book last night! He’s now a major character. I’m not sure who he is, other than being Kilt Man, but the points about chafing and Borns will add to the character. Thanks for the continued inspiration!

4 Rachel November 29, 2007 at 1:23 am

This is the most clever thing I’ve ever read. Mad, mad props. I would’ve never thought of that.

5 spoon November 29, 2007 at 9:20 am

You were in Woy’s neighborhood. I would have just woken his arse up.

I know the Starbucks you speak of. Surprised it’s not 24×7 with the college kids and young professionals around there.

6 Frank November 29, 2007 at 12:30 pm

I’ve used Panera before as a base of operations…the four+ hours I was there really helped stretch the value of that small coffee I got!

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