Holiday Music Countdown: Numbers 5 and 4, with waltzing and romancing

Another day clicks by and we draw ever nearer to Christmas — and to the end of the countdown of my favorite holiday songs. (Find previous holiday countdown posts here.)

5. The Christmas Waltz (Nancy Wilson)

“The Christmas Waltz” is another beautiful song that not a lot of artists seem to take on. I can’t figure out why — unless the waltziness of it frightens them. It is indeed a waltz, “in three-quarter time” as the lyrics say. How lovely and timeless those lyrics are:

Frosted window panes,
Candles gleaming inside,
Painted candy canes on the tree.
Santa’s on his way.
He’s filled his sleigh
With things,
Things for you and for me.

It’s that time of year
When the world falls in love.
Ev’ry song you hear seems to say,
“Merry Christmas.
May your New Year dreams come true.”

And this song of mine
In three-quarter time
Wishes you and yours
The same thing too.

Frank Sinatra recorded a stellar version of this, and if you know the song you probably know it from him.

I prefer Nancy Wilson‘s interpretation. (Of course I don’t mean Nancy Wilson of the band Heart. I mean the song stylist, “Fancy Miss Nancy.”) You can find it on Ultra-Lounge’s Ultra-Lounge Christmas Cocktails, Pt. 2. Nancy’s version sticks to the waltz tempo a bit more, so one could dance to it if one wanted. I’m content to sit and listen to how her warm voice and crisp delivery capture the song perfectly.

4. Baby It’s Cold Outside (Dean Martin, Brian Setzer and Ann-Margaret)

Why do I like “Baby It’s Cold Outside” so much? There are many reasons not to like it. It’s quite retrograde: Who today would say “there’s bound to be talk tomorrow,” “neighbors might think,” or especially “my maiden aunt’s mind is vicious”? One friend of mine called it “the date-rape song” because of the line “hey, what’s in this drink?” There’s talk of smoking, too. This is not a politically correct song in our enlightened times.

But I do love it. It’s a mini-musical of courtship. I love its flirtiness (“your eyes are like starlight now”). And it’s funny and sharp. “Think of my lifelong sorrow … if you caught pneumonia and died!” I know I’d laugh, and then I’d stay for at least a few minutes more.

Here’s the song’s original movie performance, from 1949′s Neptune’s Daughter. Yes, that’s Ricardo Montalbán serenading Esther Williams. Dig his swanky apartment with panoramic view and built-in, well-stocked bar, and her nifty fur cape.

UPDATE: The clip is no longer available, I’m sad to say. You can see a snippet of the number in the trailer for Neptune’s Daughter, along with a parallel version by Red Skelton and Betty Garrett from the same movie.

For recorded versions of this song, I’ve always liked Dean Martin’s, mostly because he’s such a smooth-talking charmer. The song fits his persona to a ‘t.’ The girl in the recording is nameless, just some studio singer. The way the song is produced she sounds like a chrous of girls, a whole roomful of long-stemmed babes that Dean is trying to date at one time — and apparently succeeding with.

An alternative is provided by the version with Ann-Margaret and Al Hirt. (Find it on Yule B Swinging Too.) Ann-Margaret is in full-on kitten mode, purring at Hirt’s velvety seductions. They’re not sparring at all; they’re both looking for ways for her to explain why she’s clearly not leaving.

And then there’s the Brian Setzer duet with Ann-Margaret on Boogie Woogie Christmas. I’ve come to like this one best. Ann-Margaret is a whole lot sassier and no less sexy, and Setzer is awfully ardent and persuasive. Who’d want to go out in the cold and leave behind someone so warm?

Holiday Music Countdown: Numbers 14 and 13

Onward with the music countdown! We’re counting down my favorite holiday songs this month. (Find previous posts here.)

14. (Everybody’s Waiting for) The Man with the Bag (Kay Starr; Brian Setzer Orchestra)

I don’t have much information on this song, I’m sorry to say. But I love it for its humor, swing, and sassy attitude.

The first version I heard was sung by Kay Starr. It’s upbeat, maybe a little rocking and rolling. I still think of this as the definitive version.

Recently though, I’ve also become enamored of the version by the Brian Setzer Orchestra, which has big band feel spiced up with Setzer’s rockabilly/boogie woogie style.

Brian Setzer may be a better guitarist than singer, but his singing is still mighty fine.

13. Fairytale of New York (The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl)

There’s a lot of backstory for this song. It was written by Jem Finer and Shane MacGowan of the Pogues, and originally the female vocal was to have been sung by Cait O’Riordan, the band’s bassist. She left the band though (having struck up a relationship with Elvis Costello, who had been producing the band’s albums), and the song sat unfinished. But the band’s new producer, Steve Lillywhite, asked his then-wife Kirsty MacColl to record a guide vocal for a demo, and the band liked her contribution enough that they asked her to sing on the album version. The title of the song was chosen after the recording was complete, and comes from J. P. Donleavy’s novel, A Fairy Tale of New York.

You don’t need to know any of that though to appreciate the song. But how to describe a song that starts like this:

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank.
An old man said to me, "Won’t see another one."
And then he sang a song, a rare old mountain tune.
I turned my face away, and I dreamed about you.

It’s coarse and melodic, bittersweet and rich, a short story in musical form.

You can find "Fairytale of New York" on the album on which it first appeared, If I Should Fall from Grace with God and various compilations. I have it on The Edge of Christmas, which is a crazy mix of holiday tunes — perhaps more crazy than this countdown even. I recommend it.